Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 24, 2008

I Figured That This Was Bullshit

You might have read a story about the McCain volunteer in Pittsburgh who claimed that an mugger carved a "B" into her face. I thought the story was fishy, so I just figured I'd let it alone until the details came out.

Sure enough, it was bullshit. The purported vic faked the attack. She confessed to the cops.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The "B" scratched on her pudgy cheek was backwards. Obviously a mirror was involved.
Another wacko for McCain.
He must feel so proud of his supporters.
Joe the (Fake) Plumber, that old lady who called Obama an Arab, and now this crazy chick--what a mess of embarrassing losers.