Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 27, 2008

I Will Sleep Lightly Tonight!

Of my three cats, George is the one who puts up the most fuss, by far, when it comes time to clip their claws.

This evening, George was snoozing on the ottoman. I picked him up, plunked him on my lap on his back, and went to work. I had his back claws done before he fully woke up. He didn't start to struggle until I was down to the last two claws on his right front paw.

I gave him treats afterwards and praised him. But I suspect that he will take his revenge, nonetheless.

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