Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Principles to Agree On

Oct. 25 (Bloomberg) -- President George W. Bush, previewing an economic summit he is holding in Washington next month, said countries must agree on a ``common set of principles'' to prevent future financial crises.
Principle No. 1: Taking financial advice from George W. Bush is like taking advice on human rights from J. Edgar Hoover.

Principle No. 2: Never ever let ideology blind you to the facts.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Facts? You mean there are things that can't be molded to fit our beliefs?

Surely, you jest.

Phil said...

85 miserable, motherfuckin' days left.

I am beside myself waiting to see what else that dirty cocksucker has planned.