Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

No Wonder John McCain is Not Listening to Polls

McCain has probably ordered his Secret Service detail to shoot anyone who mentions the words "polling data" or "election projections" in his presence, and he would be right to do so. For if he paid any attention to that stuff, he would start drinking heavily once he learned that even his home state of Arizona is no longer safe for his candidacy.

It probably didn't help matters that McCain's economic advisor admitted that workers with health insurance now would be severely screwed if McCain's health care plans were adopted.

Six days to go. Look for Caribou Dress-up Barbie to ratchet up the intensity of her "two minutes hate" speeches.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed how Palin seems to be rushing through her speeches these days?

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, no. I'd rather gargle with ground glass than listen to a Palin speech.