Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Cat Stuffing

I have a cat bet that Gracie used most when she was a kitten. Last night, Jake was in the bed. I was surprised that he fit into it.


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4 comments:

Phil said...

Jake looks a lot like my cat Baby.She has more black in the face with a white streak up one side.
Freaky little thing has one pink and one black nostril.
Amazing how small of a space they can get comfortable in, especially when you've seen them stretched out full length.

12/05/2007 11:22 AM
Phil said...

Shoulda looked a little closer, Jakes face is almost all black.

12/05/2007 11:23 AM
BadTux said...

It's amazing what cats will fit into. Somewhere I have a photo of The Mighty Fang in a small shoebox that a pair of hiking sandals came in. He's kinda spilling over the edges a little, but otherwise manages to fit an 18 pound cat into an 8 pound box just fine.

12/05/2007 11:38 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

When he stretches out, he is a long cat. I was shocked that he could fit his body in that cat bed, or that he'd even want to.

12/05/2007 12:33 PM

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