A Year Ago

It all came true.

DHS and ICE Lies

The videos that they've been posting are of different protests, in different cities, some recorded in the last decade and some of other countries.

Remember this: DHS lies about everything, just like their Demented Old Orange Leader.

Proposition: CBS News and Bari Weiss Are Racist As Fuck.Prove Me Wrong

If this is true, I doubt if you can:

The Broken Orange Roomba

That was the impression Trump gave as he wandered around an offical reception in Japan.

Caning These Down, Here

The People Running DHS's Meme Campaign Are Some of the Dumbest Motherfuckers to Ever Touch a Keyboard

This is what they posted:

First off, it takes zero time to find out that a lot of immigrants fought in the Revolution. Without one in particular, Baron von Steuben, the British army would have likely wiped the Continental army off the face of the globe.

Second, and more to the point of this critique, the actor holding the flag in the DHS image is, himself, an immigrant, known of late for being a racist and an antisemite.

But maybe that isn't an accident. ICE and the Border Patrol have a well-earned reputation being brutal, racist and not giving a shit about the rules.

Dumbasses Rule

The head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers and a player for the Miami Heat were arrested Thursday along with more than 30 other people in a takedown of two sprawling gambling operations that authorities said leaked inside information about NBA athletes and rigged poker games backed by Mafia families.

Anybody in the world of sports who did not see this coming the moment the powers that be started talking about legalizing sports betting has rocks for brains. Point-shaving has been going on in basketball for generations, baseball games have been fixed by gamblers since the Civil War. When sports betting and all of the attendant prop bets were legalized, it was just a matter of time until players and coaches got caught up in fixing games.

Da Fuq?

Trump got a MRI because unknown reasons?

Who gets a MRI for fun?

The Trump/Noem Shitshow

ICE expansion has been as much of a disaster as the expansion of the Border Patrol by Chimpy McFuckwit.

Melting These Down, Here

Trump's Nazi Themes

These are the posters that the Department of Labor has posted on its web page:

Change the language to German, change the name of the country to Deutschland, and change the flag to a swastika and their imagery would be indistinguishable from Nazi propaganda posters.

Donnie's Butthurt Tariff

This is from the International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977, which the (mal)Administration is relying on as legal authority for the tariffs he's levying on the entire globe:

Any authority granted to the President by section 1702 of this title may be exercised to deal with any unusual and extraordinary threat, which has its source in whole or substantial part outside the United States, to the national security, foreign policy, or economy of the United States, if the President declares a national emergency with respect to such threat.

50 USC 35 Ch.35, Sec.1701b. Nowhere in the IEEPA (sections 1701-1707) does a president have the authority to levy tariffs on another country because his feelings are hurt.

Commandante Bone Spurs seems to believe that he is the state, that his every whim is law.

He is a tyrant; the only saving grace is that he has the attention span of a golden retriever who can easily be distracted by shiny things.

And to all those clowns who paraded around with their muskets when universal health insurance was the question of the day, but are now silent while Pee-Wee German (he/himmler), the Puppy-Slayer and Herr Bone Spurs ramp up their unfit and undereducated secret police: All y'all can go fuck yourselves, your mothers and your horses.

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

Embraer C-390:

The Video That Trump and MAGA Don't Want You to See (Updated)

Ronald Reagan on tariffs and free trade:



The Orange Sundowner went full mental, claiming that "Canada cheated on an ad". I don't know how one cheats with an advertisement, but maybe we should defer to him on what is chating because he's been so good at it all of his life.

Caturday

Chip and his favorite hobby:

Because It's Friday

Steam in Youngstown:

Aged Toddler Throws Hissy Fit

The Orange Sundowner terminated trade talks with Canada because he didn't like the ad that Doug Ford ran.

Onions have thicker skins than that Old Malignant Felon-in-Chief. He doesn't just have a glass jaw, he has one that fractures with a light touch. Say something he doesn't like and he gets so, so outraged. Tweener girls have more resiliency to insults than the Document Hoarder of Mar-a-Lago.

All the Problems in the World, Including the Cost of Living Keeps Going Up, and the Orange Sundowner is Focused on One Thing

And that would be the construction of the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

The government is shut down. Federal workers are going without pay. SNAP benefits are ending. Health insurance premiums are set to skyrocket. Federal parks and museums are closed. Russia keeps bombing civilians in Ukraine. The Gaza peace deal is falling apart.

But all that Demented Fat Old Bastard cares about is the Epstein Ballroom.

And if that quote from Lyin' Leavitt isn't prominently featured in political ads, then the Dems deserve to lose.

Cleating These Down, Here

So something bad happened in January?

AI is Stupid and the Cops Use It

AI can't tell the difference between a bag of Doritos and a gun. Which ended up with a kid in handcuffs and cops pointing guns at him.

I expect an interesting lawsuit will be filed.

The Epstein Ballroom

This one is worth it's own post:

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

— Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record (@kenwhite.bsky.social) October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM

And this:

Die Neue Reichskanzlei ("New Reich Chancellery"), Berlin, c. 1939: (1) reception hall; (2) main dining hall; (3) entrance to the office of the Führer, with SS guards; (4) office of the Führer.

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— George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 (@gtconway.bsky.social) October 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM

New ICE Agents: Dumber Than Rocks, Drug Users and Criminals

Among the new ICE agent recruits are drug users and criminals. And half of them are, well, just fucking dumb.

Nearly half of new recruits who’ve arrived for training at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center over the past three months were later sent home because they couldn’t pass the written exam, according to the data. The academic requirement includes an exam in which officers are allowed to consult their textbooks and notes at the end of a legal course on the Immigration and Nationality Act and the Fourth Amendment, which outlines when officers can and can’t conduct searches and seizures.

Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life, but it's becoming par for the course for new ICE agents. They should be issued a Model 10 and one round that they carry in their shirt pocket.

Trump Destroys America

From promising to not touch a hair of the White House, because he was "the biggest fan of the building", as he said, to...

President Trump’s plan to add an expansive ballroom to the White House will mean the demolition of the entire East Wing, which was expected to be fully torn down by this weekend, according to a senior administration official.

No architectural review, no nothing. He's tearing down a chunk of the White House as though it's his own property to do with what he will. The difference between bin Laden and Trump is that Trump partially destroyed a building signifying American democracy.

If the next president has any balls at all, the teardown of the Epstein Memorial Ballroom will begin in January of 2029.

If he intends to leave. It's starting to look like he doesn't intend to. And if he doesn't, his party will stand behind him.

For one thing is clearer and clearer: Republicans hate American democracy. If this was 1775, they'd be fighting for King George III. If this were 1861, they'd be defending slavery.

Also, this:

“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”

Updated: These are those contributing to The Orange Terrorist's destruction of Our House:

Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp. Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
Micron Technology Inc.
Microsoft Corp.
NextEra Energy Inc.
Palantir Technologies Inc.
Ripple
Reynolds American Inc.
T-Mobile US Inc.
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
J. Pepe and Emilia Fanjul
Adelson Family Foundation
Stefan E. Brodie
Betty Wold Johnson Foundation
Charles and Marissa Casca
Edward and Shari Glazer
Harold Hamm
Benjamin Leon, Jr.
The Lutnick Family
The Laura & Isaac Perlmutter Foundation
Stephen A. Schwarzman
Konstantin Sokolov
Kelly Loeffler and Jeff Sprecher
Paolo Tiramani
Cameron Winklevoss
Tyler Winklevoss

Signing These Down, Here

Another Spectacular Theft

The Orange Criminal is going to have the Treasury pay him a quarter-billion because reasons. He claims that it's reimbursement for his legal fees, but he wasn't acquitted or exonerated. The cases were dismissed because he won the 2024 election. If he had lost, he'd have been in prison by now.

It's a theft, pure and simple, that is being rubber-stamped by the people he put into "Justice" department. The claim that the zampolits in the DoJ are going to follow the guidance of ethics officals is just laughable.

If this was going on in a European or African nation, our tame press would have no trouble calling it out as corruption.

Geheime Staatspolizei-ing These Down, Here

Here's the thing about cops: Probably many, disagree with the methods that ICE is using. They may disagree with the aggressie tctics ICE is using against demonstrators. But they do nothing. They don't interpose themselves between ICE and the protesters. They don't join the protesters. In the struggle against fascism, silence = complicity. If the Nazis are there and the cops are silent, they're also Nazis. A Gestapo agent was a Nazi, whether or not he came from the ranks of professional police or from the party. And so here. There is no middle ground for the cops. They can stand with ICE, whether actively or by their inaction, or they can stand for the Constitution and liberty. The third option is to quit the force.