Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Widdle Elon Sets Fire to at Least $24 Billion.

And it may be as high as $32 billion, for that is about what he and his asshole financial genius buddies have lost since they bought Twitter.

Bartender, a round of your finest Schadenfreude for the house. Put it on Jack Dorsey's tab.

3 comments:

Andolphus Grey said...

Just wait until the systems start breaking down. Then the Elon will discover he fired the technical people who kept the lights on.

Paul W said...

did you see this video clip? the Boeing Starliner is starting to have irregular heartbeats... https://x.com/latestinspace/status/1830353775212777931

Marc said...

Over at BlueSky they’ve had some hiccups with the 🇧🇷 influx, but it’s still going. Reports state Starlink in Brazil is refusing to block access to X. Not sure what Musk thinks is in his best interest, but giving the finger to the law probably isn’t it.