Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

New Russian Novels


Also "Notes from Legitimate State-Approved News Sources", "Sanctions and Punishment" and "From Russia with Heavy Artillery".

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

LOL ~ It's clear it never read The Art ...

Comrade Misfit said...

“The Art of War”?

Ten Bears said...

Eyup, page one ...

The Five Fundamentals: The Way, Heaven, Earth, Command and Discipline.

The Way is broad and open support for War
Heaven the timing, particularly a warmish winter
Earth is of course the terrain - is it passable
Command 'having you taken EVERYTHING into consideration'
And Discipline 'do you have the resources to do it'

Those who grasp these, win; those who do not, fail.

I don't see where it's grasped any of them ...

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Putin has 30 days to get his dollars out of hock
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/sanctions-savaged-russia-teeters-brink-historic-default-2022-03-16/

Only if you want the Russian eye of the tiger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70RmF0rPj9o