Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
I'm a Vietnam veteran who got drafted in 1969. Well before he became President, I read where he dodged the draft by claiming he had bone spurs. His father got a foot doctor (a tenent in one of his buildings) to write a letter claiming he had bone spurs. From then on, I despised this draft dodger. Now I despise him more because he is a poor excuse for a human being.
Robbie
Same here except I joined in September 1969 for reasons which now escape me. I've heard lots of reasons why military service is not possible but 'bone spurs'? But in this case the draft officials were right. Can you imagine this cowardous tub of orange goo in the fighting position next to you? His fright shits would float you out of the foxhole during an assault. We were lucky bone spurs donny stayed at home to fight the was of the sexist, in his own words. And ended up a mental vegetable casualty of that war anyway from tertiary syphilis. Sad. But just.
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