Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 4, 2022

A Brutal Takedown of Boris the Liar

There's a lot of entertaining English slang, like "pissups" for parties. "Eaton is a Hogwarts for wankers, where you get taught Latin and tax-avoidance"... besides dismantling Boris, Mr. Pie slaughters the British upper-crust: "Cannibals, self-serving parasites, tapeworms in tiaras".

It's thoroughly enjoyable.


Tod Germanica said...

By God he nailed the rotten nature of our overlords to a fare thee well. Thanks, comrade. Hilarious because true.

Doug T. said...