Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 28, 2022

Sanctions

The Russian oligarchs are worried about their yachts.

Spare a tear for those greedy assholes.

3 comments:

Ombibulous said...

Congress should issue Letters of Marque to allow private citizens to seize those yachts. Hit the Russkis where it hurts!

Spud said...

But will we all glow in the dark afterward ?
Rich evil bastards , have taken the world to the point of total destruction many times in past history. When trapped and cornered in desperation strike out as a last resort.
Will a nuclear power willingly succumb , or use them to end us all ? A very dangerous game of "Russian" roulette here.

Ten Bears said...

Boats, tall buildings, airplanes, sensible people. Some of these things don't go together ...