Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 19, 2022

But None of That Shit Mentioned in My Previous Post Will Matter

Ukraine's Russian-backed breakaway eastern territories have ordered military mobilisations amid a deadly escalation in fighting.

Men of fighting age in the self-declared people's republics of Donetsk and Luhansk are being put on stand-by
.

The Russians are claiming that the Ukranian army is preparing to attack Russia, which is a lie that even Baghdad Bob would have deemed too implausible to speak.

Operation Canned Meat II is likely being prepared as I type this.

4 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Could be as many as 40k. I put a forecast in for invasion earlier today and got some blow back. The Olympics end tomorrow.
https://app.dysruptlabs.com/#questions/feff3601-45f8-47bb-a866-11ecc49e0cc3?=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%3D%3D

Tod Germanica said...

Prize for largest link in history.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2022/02/18/consequences-of-misunderstandings-with-russian-ships-grow-as-invasion-looms-cno-says/

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-air-force/2022/02/19/us-air-force-would-face-tough-choices-in-russian-air-assault-on-ukraine/

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Europe-Is-Running-Out-Of-Space-For-LNG.html

Russia will likely attack Ukraine before February 21, 2022, as we discuss here. The Kremlin has deployed sufficient military forces and set informational conditions to conduct offensive operations including limited incursions into unoccupied Ukraine, a comprehensive air and missile campaign, and large-scale mechanized drives on Kyiv and other major Ukrainian cities.
https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/ukraine-conflict-update-2

Ten Bears said...

That's the trouble with deadlines, you gotta' meet them.

We shall see what we shall see, shan't we ... ?