Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

The Lie About Adoption

Remember that statement that Donny, Jr. issued that claimed that his meeting with representatives about the Russian government was about adoption; the statement that was proven to be a lie from his own emails?

Seems that his dad dictated the statement. So Donny, Jr. just read his dad's words out. Which makes Donny, Jr. nothing more than his daddy's sock-puppet.

Update: Stephen Colbert had a funny line: "Don, Jr. gets in trouble and he literally gets his daddy to write a note for him- 'Please excuse Don, Jr. from prison, he's a good 39-year-old kid.' "

So now we have Trump continuing to try to obfuscate, if not outright cover up, contacts between his campaign and the Russian government (and their spooks).

More and more smoke.

Trump keeps digging his hole deeper and deeper.



Meanwhile, the Husband of the Spawn of Trump is going with the Stupidity Defense. The Mooch is dead to Harvard. And apparently Trump's latest pick for communications director is a guy who was fired to sexual harassment. So he'll fit right in Trump, who admitted that he got a kick out of ogling naked teenaged girls and grabbing women by the crotch.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

“Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before.”

How can that not justify a 2x4 upside the head?