Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Gun Shop Primer



Good video and accurate, as far as it goes. He has left out one type: The Sexist Pig.

If a woman walks into a gun store, she will be invisible to the S.P. unless she flags him down like a taxicab. When she finally gets his attention, the S.P. will immediately try to sell her an airweight J-Frame .38 as "the perfect gun for a lil' lady like yerself." If a woman walks in with her husband or a male friend, the S.P. will insist on talking to him about what is the best gun for her, even long after it becomes obvious that she has her own money and has her own thoughts on what she wants to buy.

(H/T)

1 comment:

Phil said...

Just like a car salesman too.