Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 23, 2025

Truth From a Republican Appointed Judge

I usually quote a little bit and let you go read the rest, but this is both too important and too good:

A federal judge in Seattle blocked, temporarily, President Donald Trump’s attempt to rescind birthright citizenship — the idea spelled out in the Constitution that every person born in the United States is an American citizen.

Senior U.S. District Judge John Coughenour on Thursday was blistering in his criticism of Trump’s action as he granted a temporary restraining order that blocks Trump’s executive order from taking effect nationwide.

“I’ve been on the bench for over four decades, I can’t remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one is. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order,” Coughenour, an appointee of Ronald Reagan, said from the bench. “There are other times in world history where we look back and people of goodwill can say where were the judges, where were the lawyers?”

Coughenour interrupted before Brett Shumate, a Justice Department attorney, could even complete his first sentence.

“In your opinion is this executive order constitutional?” he asked.

Said Shumate, “It absolutely is.”

“Frankly, I have difficulty understanding how a member of the Bar could state unequivocally that this is a constitutional order,” Coughenour said. “It just boggles my mind.”

The executive order will remain blocked for at least 14 days while lawsuits in Washington and elsewhere over Trump’s action proceed.

One thing is clear: Shumate has burned his credibility. Defending a blatantly unconstitutional order is going above and beyond the duty of zealous representation.

Another thing is clear: This is impeachable. That the Republicans are lining up behind Der Dickeralterorangefarbenerführer is going to be something that I, and others, will happily hang around the neck of Republicans forever.

7 comments:

JustMusing said...

And the doxing begins in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I'm going to run out of humor pretty soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY1orxW8Aw

Eck! said...

Judge shopping begins, followed by appeal till its the duperduper
supremes that have it. Then we watch what happens....


Eck!

B said...

You would be right, except the authors of the amendment said :

“This amendment which I have offered, is simply declaratory of what I regard as the law of the land already, that every person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States, This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.”

I am sure you will censor this, because it does not meet your beliefs, nor the arguemt you make, , but the quotes are true, and correct. Bother to look them up and you will see that I am correct.

For reference, the statement was made by Michigan Sen. Jacob Howard at the time of the introduction of the amendment.

But don't let that keep you from pushing your agenda, flawed though your argument is.

If you really cared though, you won't censor this, but let it be seen.

We shall see.

Comrade Misfit said...

Look, asshole, try developing reading comprehension skills.

"....include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States..."

Means what it says. Those are the family members of ambassadors and foreign ministers, people who have diplomatic immunity and, as such, are not subject to the laws of the United States.

This particular one isn't hard. The Reagan-appointed judge can read the plain language of the Constitution. But your Orange God demands that you deny the evidence in front of your eyes and so you comply.

Comrade Misfit said...

Oh, and by the way, numbnuts, the "originalists" on the USSC have said that the plain language of the Constitution is more important than anything the drafters might have said on the floor of Congress or elsewhere.

Comrade Misfit said...

Normally, I'm not down with being insulting to commenters. I value most of their opinions. But you, you come in with your snark and supercilious attitude and I have no compunction in evincing my distain in return. And yes, when you're being a complete ass, as you are about half of the time, I slag your comments. Sorry that offends your white male sense of entitlement.

Well, no. Not sorry at all.

So feel free to piss off.