Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 30, 2024

They Sucked. They Really Sucked.

The Chicago White Sox, which managed to lose 121 games this season.

They had a ways to go to dethrone the Cleveland Spiders as the worst team ever in baseball, but still, being the worst team since the turn of the 20th Century is an impressive feat of awfulness.

There's always next year.

3 comments:

DGC said...

There's no next year until Jerry Reinsdorf sells them or dies.

Comrade Misfit said...

"Next Year" as in maybe they can dethrone the Spiders as the worst team in baseball, ever.

Sam240 said...

1) The White Sox finished with more wins than the 1962 Mets, 41 to 40, and a better winning percentage, .253 to .250.

2) The 1916 Athletics had the worst modern-day winning percentage, at .235, going 36-117. Since the game was whites-only back then, I'd call them the worst "modern" team.

3) The worst winning percentage in a recognized major league is.111, belonging to the 1884 Wilmington Quicksteps of the Union Association.

The UA had a terrible time keeping teams around. Of the eight teams which started its only season, three folded during the year, and a fourth moved in mid-season. The UA recruited Wilmington from the minor leagues to fill in the schedule after Philadelphia folded.

Wilmington went 2-16 in the Union Association before they folded, too.

The St. Louis club, which won the league at 94-19 (.832), was the only survivor of the Union Association. They jumped to the National League, where they finished last in 1885 with a 36-72 record, and a winning percentage of .333.

So, if the UA was so terrible that its champions would only go .333 against real major leaguers, and Wilmington had the worst winning percentage of all time despite playing in that league, I'm calling the Quicksteps as the worst major-league team ever.