Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 28, 2024

A Thought About the Aftermath of Hurricane Helene

President Biden isn't prioritizing Federal relief aid to those states where the governors have said nice things about him.

Unlike a certain fat old bastard during the first stages of the Covid pandemic, or during wildfires.

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Napoléon 'Meatball' DeSantis had his hand out the day before ...

Stewart Dean said...

Nor has the elimination of the words "climate change" from FL gummint docs changed what happens when a suddenly more powerful hurricane comes ashore. They don't give a shit for Sharpies and willful ignorance.

dan gerene said...

(Phone call): "Hello Joe, this is Ron could you send me some of that socialism money that the other states' taxpayers put in. Also, climate change is a hoax and those words aren't allowed here."

dinthebeast said...

Perhaps now that North Carolina has been devastated by Helene, they will be less likely to vote for someone promising to bugger NOAA by making it subservient to the president.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

Hey, he'd have rerouted the hurricane with his sharpie...