Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Heh. Heh.

Mike Lupica said: “J.D. Vance is such a bad pick I can’t believe the Jets didn’t draft him.”

The Tired Wannabee Dictator apparently doesn't understand the English language, because he arguably called himself "defective". He was speaking at an event for Moms Support Fascism and, of course, nobody there understood that point. Because they're about burning books, not learning from them.

The dumb bastard party is apparently pushing to shut down the government at the start of the new fiscal year. The few remaining sentient adults in that party know full well that government shutdowns not only don't work, the American people (minus the MAGA Morons) know damn well who was responsible for them, for when the hostages get killed, the hostage-takers are the ones at fault.

Bobby Brain-Worm is suing North Carolina to get off the ballot and New York to stay on it. I suppose there is some sort of rational reason for both moves, but it looks as relentlessly skeevy as he is.

2 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Use an incognito window https://x.com/MikeLupica/status/1827825743159533601

Comrade Misfit said...

Edited, thanks. My error is that I thought it was in the NY Daily News.