Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Rich Nut Job Seeks Employment

Bobby Brainworm has been talking to both campaigns about an endorsement in exchange for a job.

No word if either campaign is crazy enough to want him on board.

4 comments:

w3ski said...

The guy sure has a high opinion of himself. I read where he would "endorse Kamala in exchange for a cabinet position". Secretary of no in my opinion. That brain worm didn't do him any good at all. I thought it might relieve some of that stuffed head feeling for him.
w3ski

Eck! said...

Just weird.

That and the worm devoured the best part.

Eck!

dinthebeast said...

Reminds me a little of when Herman Cain wanted to be secretary of defense...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

DTWND said...

"Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy. We'd like to speak to the worm, please."

Would make about as much sense.

Dale