Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Thursday, November 9, 2023

Turkey, Our Frenemy

Turkey is delaying ratification of the treaty admitting Sweden to NATO because Erdogan is having an attack of the vapors because the US isn't consulting him about the Israel-Hamas war. He acts like a cross between a disreputable rug merchant and a tween-aged girl. "I'm not going to do something you want me to do because you are so, so mean to meeeee!"

Erdogan is a dictatorial pissant. It's no wonder that the TOFF loves him.

1 comment:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The rug business game can be a treacherous game to play. Never hurts to have an old Jewish lady doing the haggling for you.