Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 21, 2023

First Time That Defendant TOFF Doesn't Get a Free Pass

Donald Trump’s bond has been set at $200,000 in the Georgia case accusing the former president of illegally scheming to overturn his 2020 election loss, according to court papers filed Monday.

Trump is also barred from intimidating co-defendants, witnesses or victims in the case — including on social media — according to the bond agreement signed by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, Trump’s defense attorneys and the judge. It explicitly includes “posts on social media or reposts of posts made by another individual on social media.”

In the previous cases, he's gotten a free pass when it comes to bonding. Multiple felony counts and he gets a ROR. He hasn't been required to fork over his passport in those cases, or in this one. I can't wait for the MAGA crowd to start whining about that, all the while forgetting how much they have complained about bail reform.

My guess is that he won't abide by the bail conditions in the hope that he'll be locked up, just like his spiritual master. He's probably got someone already ghosting his prison memoirs

4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

"his spiritual master."
Would that be The Father of Lies? And thus it is that the evangelicals enter the Pit.

Comrade Misfit said...

No, the guy whose book of speeches the TOFF kept on his nightstand, according to his first wife.

JustMusing said...

Will he get to keep a copy under his prison pillow (made by my PIL LOW?). /s

Eck! said...

I know if I did any of those things I'd have spent time in a
holding cell if not worse.

He's still getting off easy. Least this one has actual cost.



Eck!