Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 8, 2022

Why Isn't Wayne LaPierre Already in Prison for Fraud/Embezzlement?

In short, WLP and the NRA's advertising agency allegedly cooked up a scheme to buy him a $6 million mansion in Texas, disguising the purchase as an investment.

Allegedly.

People who have been found guilty of misdirecting smaller sums from nonprofits have wound up serving time.

2 comments:

Boots Mom said...

Comrade,
What does sentence #! have ANY THING to do with # 2.
Cue, Jeopardy Theme..........
YUP !!!!!!!
Nevermind !

Paul W said...

whatever happened to the federal investigation into Russian money laundering through the NRA???