Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Rep. Matt Gaetz Couldn't Outsmart a Hydrangea


Gaetz, bless his heart, doesn't know the difference between a 19th Century legal term and a children's television show.

But that is becoming true of Republican defenses for Trump: Both factually deficient and comical.

Update: An explanation of the two terms. As pointed out in the explanation, Gaetz is indeed dumber than a bag of hammers.

5 comments:

DTWND said...

These Republicans have had their lips stuck to his ass for so long, they’ve become permanently attached. Their integrity is shot (if they had any to begin with), and they bend over backwards to support the tyrant that is destroying the Constitution that they swore to uphold. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Dale

Grung_e_Gene said...

He's in Florida so it's a bougainvillea...

Stewart Dean said...

"Gaetz, bless his heart, doesn't know the difference"
Comrade Leader is using the 'Bless his heart' is the true Southern way, which when you loathe someone as idiotically stupid or clueless that's in your face. A genteel way to sink a stiletto in their heart. As in 'Sorry you're such a dumbass'.

CenterPuke88 said...

Indeed, Mr. Dean, one of the most cutting things a Southern Society Matron could say.

dinthebeast said...


Dave Weigel
‏Verified account @daveweigel

Dave Weigel Retweeted The Washington Post

Gaetz is incorrect: It is the Marshall of the Kangaroo Court, not the Captain, who presides over trials.


Paul Krugman
‏Verified account @paulkrugman
Oct 8

Paul Krugman Retweeted Dave Weigel

No, no, no. It’s the Marsupial of the court who presides.


-Doug in Oakland