Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

breaking up the Lear series with a Cessna Citation 501:

The Cessna 500 family, also known as the Citation I, was in production for sixteen years.

5 comments:

DTWND said...: Flying roadblocks, especially prior to RVSM. We usually capped them at FL290 during the summer when the airlines could only get to FL310 and FL 330. And when the first BE30's came around it was GREAT fun finding altitudes to put them.

Dale; 9/01/2019 8:42 AM
seafury said...: lol at Dale, never heard that one. I had heard that the early citations were certified for bird strikes from the rear...; 9/01/2019 12:11 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: As we used to say, the only jet that was certified for tailstrikes from birds.; 9/01/2019 12:12 PM
LRod said...: Slow-tations.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired; 9/02/2019 7:58 AM
Old NFO said...: Yep, slow. They were slow all the way to the crash. Thurman Munson died in one.; 9/02/2019 8:06 PM