Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Trump Administration: "Goddamn Your Eyes For Catching Us Lying!"

Trump's now doctoring maps to explain away his flubs.
In a White House video released Wednesday, Trump displays a modified National Hurricane Center “cone of uncertainty” forecast, dated from 11 a.m. on Aug. 29, indicating Alabama would in fact be affected. The graphic appears to have been altered with a Sharpie to indicate a risk the storm would move into Alabama from Florida.
...
White House deputy press secretary J. Hogan Gidley later confirmed that the drawing was made using a black Sharpie, while criticizing the media for focusing on it.
This is Trump holding the doctored map:


The guy sitting at the Resolute Desk is suffering from some serious drain-bamage if he thinks that nobody would fucking notice that he had taken one of his crayons to the forecast map. He's also following his standard script: Lie, double down on the lie, blame the press for catching him lying, and watch his sycophants defend him.

Best snark: Boning and then paying off a porn star named Stormy does not make Trump a weather expert.

4 comments:

DTWND said...

This dude is mentally unfit for the office. 2020 can't come fast enough.

Dale

DTWND said...

From the article:

Altering official government weather forecasts isn’t just a cause for concern — it’s illegal. Per 18 U.S. Code 2074, which addresses false weather reports: “Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both.”

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

Dale

Comrade Misfit said...

That's a misdemeanor, so let's impeach President Pencildick.

CenterPuke88 said...

We should impeach, and he won’t be removed by the Senate, but the Senators would have to go on record voting about a proven attempt to obstruct justice. The President’s two orders to McGann clearly meet that standard.

Impeach him, try him, and let the American people fully understand what Donnie attempted to do and was stopped from doing by one man. Then the Senators can vote however and let the chips fall where they may!