Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 14, 2018

What the Fuck, Trump?

Why in the name of G-d has Trump asked a batshit-crazy evangelical to offer the blessing at the opening of the relocated embassy in Israel? He couldn't find an American rabbi to do it?

What is going on, here, is this: Trump is kowtowing to the Christian Taliban. The evangelicals are trying to bring on the end of days, which the nutjob Christians have been wishing for since about 35 CE.

Mike Pence may be pushing it, as well. He may be hoping to be "raptured" before he gets indicted. For don't forget that Pence was Manafort's guy.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

I will concede that he's good at pissing people off, but who, exactly is he trying to piss off this time? Even given the naked pander to the (William Barber says don't call them Evangelicals, call them) extreme right wing religionists, I fail to believe the who will this piss off factor played no part in his decision.
And Jeffress? Jews and Mormons and Muslims are too evil for him, so where does Donald Trump fall on his scale of spiritual evil?
Or could it be that he knows that it's all bullshit and propaganda and will throw in with whoever he thinks will get him what he wants?
But even that doesn't really make sense, so perhaps it's a mistake to try and make sense out of it?
Anyhow, Al Jazeera listed 41 dead and 1,700 injured so far.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

John Hagee, another Evangelical whore, is part of the group as well. Kudos to MItt Romney for calling out Jeffress.

Nangleator said...

Shithole has declared himself a Christian. So... should this move be regarded as seven billion counts of attempted murder?

I'd be fine with just an hour of jail time for each count. Consecutive.

Eck! said...

Wow, just wow!

Where the hell was his head?

Willful ignorance, that's the answer.


Eck!