Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 28, 2018

This Isn't Memorial Day. At Least, It Should Not Be.

I know, this is one of my favorite dead horses to beat.

But it continues to gripe my gizzard that a day of solemnly remembering those serving our country whose lives were taken from them by war has been transformed into a shopping extravaganza, as well as a long weekend to mark the unofficial commencement of the summer vacation season.

The fucking chowderheads in Congress will never fix it. Because money talks.

11 comments:

B said...

Preach it, sister.

I could not agree more.

Borepatch said...

Yup.

JustMusing said...

Drat; stuck in traffic on my way to Wall Mart.....

J4rh34d said...

In my neck of the woods, this is a multi-day remembrance. Friday and Saturday, Cub and Brownie Scout groups placed flags by each gravestone at Willamette National Cemetery. Yesterday, I visited my wife's grandfather, WW1, and uncle, WWW2, while straightening flags there. Today, I'll be visiting veterans at other cemeteries.

Anonymous said...

It's really about Trump:

Happy Memorial Day! Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at how well our country is doing today. Best economy in decades, lowest unemployment numbers for Blacks and Hispanics EVER (& women in 18years), rebuilding our Military and so much more. Nice!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 28, 2018

Folks - we need to strike back in the mid-terms and neutralize this clown until Mueller investigation is completed.

Deadstick said...

Thanks, Anon...I was about to upload the same jaw-dropper.

Old NFO said...

Sadly true...

B said...

So just 'cause Trump was crass, you gotta be too?

Comrade Misfit said...

“Crass” would be a significant improvement for Trump.

“Narcissistic Asshole” would be more accurate.

CenterPuke88 said...

Don’t miss the GOP’s sale on Official Trump Campaign merchandise, 25% off with code “Remember”...I shit you not!

The Republican leadship makes Ernst Stavro Blofeld look like a director of a charity.

bluemoonfever said...

Commander Bone Spurs, AKA IQ45, had a memorial day sale on his website flogging MAGA crap...