Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

If You Want Me, Imma Gonna Be Hiding in the Basement.

Read this.

It'll happen. Because people are stupid.
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9 comments:

Nangleator said...

Modifying the Drake Equation... The Fermi Paradox not looking so paradoxical anymore...

5/16/2018 1:25 PM
Stewart Dean said...

The Masque of the Red Death........

5/16/2018 2:27 PM
dinthebeast said...

My friend Eric, who is a microbiologist, seems to think it's a bit more involved than the way it's being described, but had no theoretical objections to the idea.

-Doug in Oakland

5/16/2018 2:45 PM
Anonymous said...

You can't hide in the basement where it's dank and wet and humid and a good environment for germs. achoo.

5/16/2018 3:47 PM
Deadstick said...

Oh, shit.

5/16/2018 5:44 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss29/Volstagg01/Religion%20Irony_zpsbkks1yk9.gif

5/16/2018 8:05 PM
B said...

Probably not gonna happen tomorrow, but probably before we all die.

Gonna take a bit more than a high school diploma, but not that much more either.

5/16/2018 10:17 PM
The New York Crank said...

Thanks for the plug, Comrade Misfit.

5/16/2018 10:32 PM
Zendo Deb said...

Not because they are stupid, but because some of them are evil enough to want the worst to happen.

5/18/2018 10:49 PM

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