Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, March 31, 2018

Trump Doesn't Care About Amazon

President* Donald Trump is again attacking online retailer Amazon.com, calling its business deal with the U.S. Postal Service to deliver packages a money-losing agreement that hurts U.S. taxpayers. Federal regulators, however, have found the contract with Amazon to be profitable
.No, Spanky doesn't give a fuck about Amazon. Not in the least.

But what Spanky does care about is the daily non-consensual beating that he is taking in the Washington Post. Which is owned by Lord Bezos. Who also owns a fair chunk of Amazon. Bezos is probably worth between 20 and 2,000 times what Trump is worth (since nobody really knows what Trump is truly worth).

So Spanky is doing what he does best: Telling lies in an attempt to discredit his critics.

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