Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 31, 2018

Dear California: Fuck You

Some pack of raving busybodies convinced a low-wattage judge in California that coffee can cause cancer.

Nobody else, other than those loons, is apparently concerned.

I tend to wonder how much those clowns are going to make from bringing their litigation.

Because it'll be too expensive to make California-specific shit, we ar all going to be inundated with labels warning us that not only is hot coffee is hot, but there is some risk of it causing cancer. even though there is, apparently, no studies that show that the chemical the mouth-breathing pants-wetters are complaining about is of any risk.

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Any chance we can just label stuff “Life causes cancer”?

3383 said...

Should all grilled meet include the warning? Because nitrosamines.

I'm okay with the Prop 65 notices on gas pumps. Putting it on coffee is going to detract from the impact in places it can reduce exposure.

dinthebeast said...

Is there a business in California that DOESN'T have a prop 65 notice on it? I was all for it when the metal scrappers we sold to had to put up notices about the PCBs on site, but we had one at the goddamn natural foods warehouse I worked at, and what's more, in the seven years I worked there I never found out why. My best guess was the propane the older forklifts ran on.

-Doug in Oakland

3383 said...

Doug, soon we'll have them on the front doors of our homes.