Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Torturers Wore Black Hoods, Not Robes

In Texas, torturers wear black robes. A judge ordered his bailiff to repeatedly stun a defendant.

Even a court of appeals in Texas couldn't stomach that.

He'll get a new trial. The judge will probably be reelected. Because Texas.

2 comments:

3383 said...

I like how Judicial Ethics prevents the judge in question from commenting.

CenterPuke88 said...

The 396th District Court election isn’t until 2020. Gallagher had no opponent in the Primary or General Election in 2012 or 2016. Record not easily available for 2000, 2004 or 2008. The questions will be if there is a Republican opponent, or if Texas results in 2018 will encourage a Democrat to file this time.