Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Sail Ho!

Charles W. Morgan, underway.

She is now making a port call to her original home port of New Bedford.

4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...: The whales are fleeing the North Atlantic!; 6/26/2014 11:36 AM
montag said...: Can someone be kind enough to read the signal flags for this old landlubber?; 6/26/2014 6:46 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Juliet- Bravo- Papa- November.

I think it was her old call sign.; 6/26/2014 7:11 PM
LRod said...: I first stood on her deck in 1962 (I think) while visiting Mystic as a teenager. I reprised the visit in 1975.

I thought I remembered her as ship rigged, but here she seems to be sailing as a bark. Well, I did some searching and found old pictures of her as a ship, after all. Maybe she's not yet fully fitted out.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired; 6/26/2014 9:57 PM