Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 27, 2014

Clinton Lies (Yawn)

The Clintons were nowhere near 'dead broke" when they left the White House. People who are "dead broke" don't buy $1.7 million dollar houses in a tony area of Westchester County, NY.

Bill says that they were "dead broke" because they owed a bunch of money.

Bullshit.

"Dead broke" is you have no money in the bank and no cash in your wallet. The Clintons might have been insolvent, on paper, but they were far from broke. The only reason that Bill didn't have cash in his pocket was that presidents don't need walking-around money.

Claiming to have been dead broke is right up there with Chimpy's obsessive brush-clearing on his ranchette in Midland. Actually, it's probably worse, for Bush was engaging in a bit of "monkey see, monkey do" because Saint Ronnie did that on his ranch in California. Clinton's lies about being 'dead broke" were more fanciful.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

But you'll vote for her anyway... sigh

Comrade Misfit said...

Depends who the Republicans run against her. I'm pretty much betting that the GOP will nominate another unelectable tool.

Then again, remember that in 2006, the prevailing wisdom was that the election would be a contest between Clinton and Giuliani.

CenterPuke88 said...

Chimpy's ranchette is actuall just southwest of Waco. Look for P-49, and there you have it. It was also a royal PITA after 9-11 with a 10 NM no fly and a 30 NM flight plan and communication circle drawn around it. Sat right over 2 of the 4 south departure radials from the DFW TRACON and one of the transitions inbound from the SW. They had to realign an airway because of his little place too.