Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Musical Interlude

Bill Monroe on Mountain Stage, almost 25 years ago.

Bill Monroe was the father of bluegrass music.
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Stewart Dean said...

Joke: Bill Monroe dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he sees the best of the best Bluegrass players surrounding him. But on a hill, above all the rest, is a large man in a white cowboy hat and a dark suit. He’s picking a mandolin. The picker turns to one of the players around him, and asks, “Who's that???” His guide says, “Oh, it's God, but he like to pretend he's Bill Monroe"

11/08/2013 8:20 PM

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