Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Musical Interlude

Bill Monroe on Mountain Stage, almost 25 years ago.

Bill Monroe was the father of bluegrass music.

1 comment:

Stewart Dean said...

Joke: Bill Monroe dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he sees the best of the best Bluegrass players surrounding him. But on a hill, above all the rest, is a large man in a white cowboy hat and a dark suit. He’s picking a mandolin. The picker turns to one of the players around him, and asks, “Who's that???” His guide says, “Oh, it's God, but he like to pretend he's Bill Monroe"