Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

It Took Four Marines to Beat Up One Gay Guy.

They're a real credit to the Corps, no doubt.
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4 comments:

Nangleator said...

It's lucky for them it wasn't a gay Army recruit.

9/05/2012 3:20 PM
Oldfool said...

I met a young man back in the '50's in a country and western bar parking lot that had just finished mopping up the lot with a couple of young military types who had baited him outside in order to rob him. While he was wiping his hands with a shop rag I had in my car he told me that they just didn't understand and that the two favorite things to do in his life was suck and fight. He proved to be quite good at the fight part I don't know about the suck part. I left before the ambulance arrived.

9/05/2012 3:37 PM
Allan S said...

Two of those marines were probably hiding their latenct just under the surface.

9/05/2012 8:28 PM
BadTux said...

Probably all four of them, Allan. Why else would they be in a gay bar? Duh!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

9/06/2012 2:38 AM

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