Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

In Case You Need a Laugh This Morning

A classic voicemail from the witness to an accident.

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4 comments:

Nangleator said...

Thanks!

In the beginning it seems a bit fake, but the guy's laugh is genuine and infectious.

9/11/2012 2:29 PM
Unknown said...

Made my day!

9/11/2012 4:05 PM
wolfbitch said...

I'm tellin' you right now, y'all gotta watch out for us old ladies. We nasty!

9/12/2012 1:34 AM
Nangleator said...

I'm familiar with the old 'I just caused an accident, therefore I'll get mad at everyone else' thing.

I lived on a quiet street. It was quiet, but a quarter mile long and straight as an arrow leading up to a T intersection. There was a house across the intersection, and if you squinted just right, after drinking a quart of liquor, the driveway looked like a very short continuation of that quarter mile long street.

The owner of that house had many, many young men drive their car into his house in the early hours. The most amusing, for me, were the ones when the driver stumbled out of his car to yell at the house.

I imagine such young men have since worn tea bags on their heads.

9/12/2012 8:47 AM

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