Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Romney: "I'm Just Like You, I'm Unemployed (But I'm Also Worth $200 Million)."

Which is why he's not exactly collecting soda cans for the deposits.
Mitt Romney sat at the head of the table at a coffee shop here on Thursday, listening to a group of unemployed Floridians explain the challenges of looking for work. When they finished, he weighed in with a predicament of his own.

“I should tell my story,” Mr. Romney said. “I’m also unemployed.”
Having $200 million sort of takes the sting out of not having a job.

What an asshole.

4 comments:

D. said...

Oh, woe is he, woe!

Yeah, we'd all be happily unemployed if we had 200 mill in the escritoire.

You think he'd be interested in sharing? [/sarcasm]

wolfbitch said...

This is why those of us up here in Massachusetts REALLY don't want him to be President. He's a fuckin' loon!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

If I had 200 mil, I would be unemployed so fast your head would spin.

Anonymous said...

Used to be people with that kind of money weren't called unemployed, they were called leisure class.

At any rate, I doubt poor little Mitt is having to choose between having dinner tonight or paying the rent, as many Americans are.