Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Fuckery of Wingnut Governors

First up: Rick Scott, governor of Florida. His plan is to do quarterly drug tests on state employees. Guess who will do the drug tests? Some company named "Solatic", which is apparently owned largely by Rick Scott and/or his wife. Now supposedly Scott is unloading his shares of Solantic, which means that he is giving a nice little gift to the people who paid extremely good money for his stock.

(H/T)

Next up: Chopper Chris Christie of New Jersey. Since it costs so bloody much to buy jet fuel for Secaucus Fat's helicopter fleet (not to mention his tax cut for his rich buddies), Chopper Chris came up with the idea of sharply limiting eligibility for Medicaid. For a family of four, eligibility would end if they made over $103 a week, or $5,317 a year.

That's going to piss off Wal-Mart big time, since a good chunk of Wal-Mart's business plan is to push the costs of employing people for minimum wage onto the states.

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