Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, November 20, 2010

TSA's New Warning Sign


I don't know who created it, though. From here, and read the first comment under the sign. It's brilliant.

Just remember, congressmen are exempt from being groped by the TSA.
Posted by on or about 17:57
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2 comments:

Justin Buist said...

Origins: http://olegvolk.livejournal.com/919747.html

11/20/2010 8:15 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Thanks, Justin, I'll edit it to credit him.

11/20/2010 8:31 PM

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