Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hey, Everybody! Let's Go to "Bomb the Moon" Night!

NASA's newest idea for a party.

Refreshments will be provided by Shock and Aww Catering (Don Rumsfeld, proprietor). Dick Cheney will be running his favorite party game, "waterboarding for apples". Chimpy the Clown will be entertaining the kiddies with an interpretive reading from "My Pet Goat".

Truly, it will be a fun time for one and all!
Posted by on or about 07:36

1 comment:

Sarah said...

No way am I getting up for a party at 7 AM eastern

Well, maybe if they named parties were in Cabeus crater.

10/08/2009 9:20 AM

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