Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Bernie Kerik, Then and Now

When he was a cop:


When he was allegedly scamming the Iraq Provisional Authority by allegedly pretending to train Iraqi police:


With Chimpy, when Bernie was under consideration for being the Director of the DBP:


With Il Duce, Jr. (Rudy Giuliani):


And finally, as Prisoner No. 210717 in the Westchester County Jail:

3 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Well hell, his biggest mistake was to get arrested after noon on Jan 20...too bad!

BadTux said...

"He doesn't want to see anybody."

Must be afraid he doesn't look good in stripes :).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

One Fly said...

He don't look too good in any of 'em but it appears life in the slammer has been pretty good for him.