Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 12, 2007

Googlenopes

Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post has written a couple of Sunday columns about what he calls "Googlenopes." A Googlenope is a search term that, when typed into Google, yields no results. The thing is that when you blog about them, in a short span of time, Google's spiderbots pick them up and transform them into Googleyups.

Here goes:

Googlenopes:

"ann coulter is a caring person"

"dick cheney is a thoughtful man"

Googleyups:

"ann coulter is a hateful person"

"dick cheney is a crazy man"

Those are the only ones I'm doing, I'm not getting paid for this. Do some of your own if you like. If you post the results on your own blog, drop a comment so that I can check them out.

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