Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!
2 comments:
Yet another reason to want to guillotine that creepy big-headed King muppet in those damn commercials. (Aside from the fact that BK food suuuuucks..)
(Singing)
"We're going to take you and the Queen, down to the guillotine, somewhere in the heart of town. And when that fella there is through, with what he's gonna do, you'll have no place to wear your crown."
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