Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 9, 2023

Who's the Biggest Jackass in the GOP Field?

According to RobertaX, it's Vivek Ramaswamy. Joe pointed out that the Smarmiest Douchebag also wants to build a 5,500 wall along the Canadian border.

Between his crack at Nikki Haley for being Dick Cheney in heels and his trying to drag her daughter into the "debate", not too many people would have been upset if she had walked over and given him a hard dope-slap. If there was a trophy for The Most Disguisting Piece of Shit Onstage, he would have defeated Meatball Ron.

One of those assholes may be in the running for 2028, assuming that the TOFF doesn't try to put one of the "Spawn of" up for the job.

4 comments:

Frank Wilhoit said...

No one is coming in from Canada. The purpose of a Canadian border wall would be to stop Americans leaving. Don't give the Canadians any ideas.

Andolphus Grey said...

There's a reason I live close to Canada's border. You never know when you might need to leave the US in a hurry -especially if any of those GOP bozos gets elected.

dan gerene said...

Vivek Ramadaswamy talking points sound like he gets all of his information and ideas from the right wing trolls who comment on the news articles from MSN which pops up when I use the Microsoft Edge browser. Gave up on the AOL News site long ago for that reason.

seafury said...

I can't bring myself to check out any sites where he's popular. Too soon after brezakfast. I wonder what kind of person watches his performative assholery and thinks "Now that guy is smart.
He's got my vote"