Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 2, 2023

Bye, Bye, SBF

FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s spectacular rise and fall in the cryptocurrency industry — a journey that included his testimony before Congress, a Super Bowl advertisement and dreams of a future run for president — hit a new bottom Thursday when a New York jury convicted him of fraud in a scheme that cheated customers and investors of at least $10 billion.

Guilty on all charges. The jury was out just over three hours, including time for supper. That suggests that Sam did himself no favors by testifying.

7 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Waiting on your take on Trump’s “January 6th Anthem”.

Comrade Misfit said...

That's a thing?

Everyone who supports Trump falls into one or more of these categories:

1) Racists;
2) Christian Talibanistas;
3) Russian sympathizers;
4) People who hate democracy; and
5) Morons.

seafury said...

Perhaps Sam can through his hat in the ring as a VP candidate. It would own the Libs.

Comrade Misfit said...

Felon #1 and Felon #2.

JustMusing said...

Looks like SBF bit off more coin than he could chew.

Prison food will about the same consistency.

CenterPuke88 said...

https://www.newsweek.com/video-trump-takes-stage-j6-hostages-song-that-beat-taylor-swift-1840525

Stewart Dean said...

SBF was a master of deceit and self-deceit...The New Yorker unloaded on him and Stanford in this article
https://www.newyorker.com/books/under-review/the-marvellous-boys-of-palo-alto