Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Pandemic Humor


Witold Pilecki said...


I have been cutting my own hair for years. A military style "High & Tight" is easy with an electric clipper and two mirrors. Twenty minutes or so and you're lookin' sharp!

J4rh34d said...

I'm of an age where I can only do the "tight" part, using a beard trimmer. I've done the "high" part with just a wash cloth for decades.

Stewart Dean said...

Who knew the ante-bellum South had hovercraft? That's how Scarlett moved so gracefully!

Ten Bears said...

I can't even begin to count how many years it's been since I cut my hair.

I'll be just as ugly after 🙄