Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 5, 2024

"It's Your Fault For Not Stopping Me From Doing Something Stupid, So Imma Gonna Sue You!"

So, to sum up, some critter charged the stage at a Dave Chappelle show, tackled Mr. Chapelle, and received a beatdown in the process. He's now suing because, I don't know, he didn't like getting his ass kicked. And said critter alleges that, no, he didn't assault Mr. Chappelle, it was an act of protest. And yes, part of the complaint seems to be that they didn't stop or prevent said critter from acting the fool.

Crimus. This smells as though some ambulance-chaser is cruising for a quick settlement. If it goes to trial, a reasonable jury would laugh themselves silly. But then again, this is California.

Speaking of stupid shit, SNL is being accused of "bullying" for satirizing some former child star who has been trying to redo herself as an edgy gay pop star. Satirizing people in the public eye, especially in the entertainment industry, is what SNL does. And, as far as that goes, there were probably a million or more SNL viewers who had no frigging idea who JoJo Siwa was. But now they do. For someone in that biz, satire is still publicity and it didn't cost her a penny.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

You're right ~ never heard of her. But since we're there and YOU brought up aging pop-stars I've recently out of utter curiosity watched a few YouTubes of Brittney Spears little surf-band and they're actually pretty darned good. And of course I had to click through because that's who I thought it might be and ... ahhh, well I'm not sure a SNL skit would be fair

It's because I've been hanging around with you liberals I've gone all soft-hearted, got nothing to do with crossing into that eighth decade ...

Eck! said...

A large bottle whine please...

Also a backup Waambulance..



Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

You sure as shit couldn't make Blazing Saddles in this day and age https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-VQGdHR3Vw

Eddie Murphy done pissed some people off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOLbW2EWcl8

Then there was Lenny Bruce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g84YPbucaxA

All mixed up with bebop and the beat generation https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=S5HZ8dMideI

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Oops forgot Super Soul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vocyTpKDkVo

Obscure movie and a scene not released in the US https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ULp1WPOOk