Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 31, 2020

Spawn of Trump Tells People to Vote by Mail

Oh, the hypocrisy!
We’re anticipating a substantial increase in the number of whiplash cases at local hospitals, thanks to a robocall sent out to Georgia voters over the weekend. Listen here, but below is a transcript:

“This is Donald Trump Jr., and I’m calling on behalf of the Republican National Committee because my father, President Donald J. Trump, mailed you an official absentee ballot request.

“Voting absentee is a safe and secure way to guarantee your voice is heard. That’s why President Trump wants you to join him in being an absentee voter this year…

“President Trump needs your absentee vote to make America great again.”
In other words, "voting by mail is for Republicans only."

Only it's no longer the Republican party. It's the Trump Party.

Speaking of the Trump party, Donald Trump has finally gotten his Horst Wessel. The Trumpist guy was going around, spraying protesters in the face with bear spray. To my mind, that hardly makes him an innocent.

But don't worry, the Trumpers will portray him as a cross between Mother Theresa and the Pope.

3 comments:

Tod Germanica said...

First published in Goebbels' rag, The Attack, Germans were required to stand and give the nazi salute during the Horst Wessel Song:
"Raise the flag! The ranks tightly closed!
The SA marches with calm, steady step.
Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries
March in spirit within our ranks.
Clear the streets for the brown battalions,
Clear the streets for the storm division!
Millions are looking upon the swastika full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!
For the last time, the call to arms is sounded!
For the fight, we all stand prepared!
Already Hitler's banners fly over all streets.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now!
Raise the flag! The ranks tightly closed!
The SA march with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries,
March in spirit within our ranks."

Horst was killed somehow, though whether it was politics or women was not clear. Whereas this kid will get a pardon (if trump wins) and a Chris Kyle size payoff from the reich-wing. Already the young fascist murderer is worth a cool quarter million from the marks online. Kill a few democRats on the street and score that sweet sweet GOP swag. Score for the boy! No downside. A hero forever just like Horst.

CI said...

It's downright adorable that the Trump cabal still tries to claim that absentee and voting by mail are two vastly different processes.....

bearsense said...

They forgot to tell them to get them in the mail on 4 November.