Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Talkie Report: The Happytime Murders

The critics are right.

The Happytime Murders is an awful movie. It might not make it to basic cable, as it's rated R for language and puppet sex.

You're not going to lose any enrichment in your life by missing it.

The only good thing that I can say is that, compared to Mission Impossible- Fallout, The Happytime Murders is an hour shorter.

But kudos to the puppet protagonist for his choice of heater. (S&W Model 66)

4 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

You had waved me off... til you got to the revolver. I'll hit the matinee this weekend

Comrade Misfit said...

Unless you can get in for under five bucks, it’s not worth it. And even then, it’s iffy.

CenterPuke88 said...

Cheaper to watch a few YouTube video reviews of the 66. Get more action for less money.

Comrade Misfit said...

The gun doesn’t make enough of an appearance to warrant the cost of the ticket.

IMO.