Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Trump's Lies Get More Brazen

"You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID," Trump continued. "You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture."
Other than buying ammunition at Walmart (and that's only been recently) and buying guns, I can count on the fingers of one hand the last time I had to show ID to buy anything and have five fingers left over.

Of course, his gamey wingman tried to have his back. By now, if Sarah Huckster-Sanders has any shame (or soul) left, it's not evident.

12 comments:

B P said...

Oh, look, a gaffe. I wonder how long its been since he had to buy groceries?

And did they really need to check his ID?

Anonymous said...

Dear earthbound, just wait until after the midterms when the crap will hit the fan. You think you so clever bad mouthing the president, but your just a shill for some worthless news organ. Iam sure you voted for the hag, your view reflect your ignorance of current events.

dinthebeast said...

It's probably something he saw on Fox and Friends. So are these Russians, or do they just look that way, and really, what would be the difference?

-Doug in Oakland

Stewart Dean said...

SHS says in presser that it's necessary for buying booze. Wowsers! Where are your papers?!

Dark Avenger said...

Anon, don’t be polite, tell us how you really feel.

CenterPuke88 said...

Anon @12:25 AM. I count 8 basic grammar/punctuation errors in three sentences. If you wish to rail at the stupidity of others, perhaps invest in a little time to do it in a way that doesn’t automatically make you look stupid? Now, on to the threat...are we to expect our own, special kristallnacht after the election?

Comrade Misfit said...

Anon, I’ve had death threats in meat-space. I’m still here.

Talk is cheap.

bmq215 said...

You're right, Bradley. The life he's lived has put him out of touch with the common citizens he's supposed to represent.

There are gaffes and then there are deeply flawed arguments. As this was his justification for stronger voter ID laws I think we both know this is the latter.

Comrade Misfit said...

So Sarah argues that ten cases of voter fraud nationwide are reasons for requiring photo ID to vote, but kill a couple of hundred kids a year in school-shootings and bupkis?

w3ski said...

I can see tRump as the old guy in line paying by a handwritten check. Then he'd need ID and he'd be holding up the entire line while he carefully scribbled the numbers down and the shakily tore of the check before stopping to look at it one last time.
Yea that could well be his latest shopping adventure.
w3ski

Eck! said...

What the orange idiot says has long been proven as false until proven true.
Likely the next truth is that collude is really a synonym for conspire.

The back of every card rather than signed I have SEE PICTURE ID, no one yet
has asked to see any damn thing.

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Nowadays, the checkout clerk doesn’t handle your credit card.